Comments on: The Tragedy of Bad Tenderloin

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:59:16 +0000

Oh, that’s because my unicorn was riding up. That thing was DEFINITELY child-sized.

BUT I AM ALSO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

(heh heh heh)

By: Tina

Tina — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:53:39 +0000

Stephanie – I will assume that’s sarcasm.

Kristie – can American Thanksgiving also include goblins, skeletons and spider webs? Because if so, I’m SO there!!! I agree, the wee elephant was one of the cutest things I had ever seen (hence the gratuitous FB pics). She’s such a doll that I’m ALMOST compelled to consider having some of our own….. but not quite. Also: you’re FAR too kind. I make sub-par food pretty often, I just don’t post about it. What people don’t know……
Oh yes, and if all chili dogs looked like the one that you posted? I would have to buy stock in Pepto, but it would be totally worth it.

Kristie/Tara – um….it actually is an adult sized shirt. And please, let us say no more about this or I’ll have to listen to Mr. Marathon Runner’s omplaints of, “I’m so faaaaaat”. Take mercy on me.

Jacquie – that’s awesome! You totally see what I mean, then! Vanilla + pork SEEMED like a good idea at the time…..

Ivy & Margie – aw, thanks ladies! Yup. It was a bummer, but such is life.

MEP – you know how when a dog poops on the carpet you rub his nose in it? Well, I forced myself to eat the leftovers for 2 days. It wasn’t inedible, just…..blah. Having to eat crappy pork for 3 days straight was a REALLY good insurance to not make that mistake twice

Alison – oh jeez. No, probably not. Mike threw a random skeleton at me yesterday. I have no idea where he got it from. However, you know when you find a half-melted Easter egg under the cushion in August? And how you’re still kind of excited about it, because hey, it’s an Easter egg? That’s how I’ll be when I’m still finding glow in the dark mice come February.

By: Margie

Margie — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:42:54 +0000

Sorry about the bad tenderloin. You guys look cute, though.

By: Tara

Tara — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:19:43 +0000

I had to scroll up to check, but damn if you aren’t right!

You lose this one Mike. Better luck next time.

By: Alison

Alison — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:24:12 +0000

Are you sure you’ve located ALL of your decorations? Every single little mouse and skeleton that I tried to hide around your house? Are you SURE SURE?

By: MEP

MEP — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:03:40 +0000

Can you throw it in the crockpot with some sweet barbecue sauce? And maybe salvage it a little bit?

By: Kristie

Kristie — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:36:05 +0000

Mike, darling, I can see your midriff. The shirt is child-sized.

Or, you are such a bulky, musclified MAN virgin that regular sized man shirts don’t fit you.

By: Ivy

Ivy — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:11:38 +0000

Your look great Tina. Sorry to hear about the pork although it looks delicious.

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:06:10 +0000

Ahem. “Child-sized”? I am all virginal MAN!

Seriously, that shirt fits everywhere but my arms, which is less a comment about their dazzling size and more one about the puny-ness of the rest of me.

By: Jacquie

Jacquie — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:41:45 +0000

Oh, boy. I know pork-related failure rather well. Although, my failure(s) does not look as pretty as yours. I tend to stick with cider-based brines for pork after a spectacular vanilla related mess. (How does vanilla always manage to taste like chemicals? urk.)

You look a perfect Frida Khalo. What a great costume!