Comments on: Carrot Nudies

By: Martin

Martin — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:46:54 +0000

Please keep it PG, I just discovered Choosy Beggars and I am living in a place where the powers that be are thoughtful enough to protect me from the naughty bits of teh internets (including YouTube).

By: Nanco

Nanco — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:45:33 +0000

I was just starting to read this post and was at the part about you some day being in the family way, when a very young-sounding girl called my house and asked for “Tina”…

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:52:44 +0000

Other sites promise “food porn”, but we DELIVER.

By: Marcel

Marcel — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:03:41 +0000

and to think I let my children read choosy-beggars.com

Shame on you!

By: Kristie

Kristie — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:31:25 +0000

That carrot is a hermaphrodite, right? Because it had lady legs and crotchal region, but a giant carrot-dong sprouting off to the side. Filthy, Tina. Absolutely filthy.

Ricotta is good for you. It prevents osteoporosis, and it comes in low-fat. So eat up, you gnudi lady, eat right up.

By: Louise

Louise — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:51:11 +0000

Firstly, you are not fat young lady and secondly, pffft, half a tub of ricotta is a mere appetiser.
I don’t think I could have brought myself to cook that carrot. Not until I had shown every person I know. Mature, I know.